This is float # 53,967 in the Imagine-if-a-Republican-Had-Said-This Parade.
Here’s me at a speech in Little Italy:
*reads teleprompter*
“My fellow Italians, you are as diverse as the strands of spaghetti on my plate, which are as delicious as the gabagool I eat when I’m visiting my goomar…”
I mean, seriously…it’s incredible what the left gets away with.
