I am delighted that Robert Plant was influenced by The Lord of the Rings; I truly am. But there is virtually no chance that anyone would meet “a girl so fair” just walking around “the darkest depths of Mordor.” And there is absolutely no chance that “Gollum and the Evil One” (Sauron, presumably) would be skulking around together doing anything, including creeping up upon and slipping away with random girls. #JustSaying